But hey, at least we had some laughs, right?
Laughs.
Hey, is this thing on? Hello! Hello! Testing! Testing!
Hey, good evening. How are you? How are you? Nice to see you.
I tell ya, it's great to be here in your room. Where you from?
Never mind. You're in kindergarten, right? Oh, I love kindergarten.
Best three years of my life. Of my life.
But I love sports. Dodge ball was the best. Oh, yeah.
I was the fastest one out there. Of course, I was the ball. But I...
I was the ball, see?
All right.
Huh?
Hey, thanks a lot. I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitresses.
Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.
Not bad, huh? You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing...
could produce this much energy in one shot.
Uh-huh. And the fact that laughter is ten times more powerful than scream had nothing to do with it.
Oh, Googley Bear. Come here, you.
- Schmoopsie-poo! - Googley.
Girls. Girls. Quit. Stop, stop, stop.
Michael, you're such a charmer.
- Hey, did you bring the magazine? - They just delivered a whole box.
Let me see it! Sulley and I made the cover, right?
- I don't believe it. - Googley Bear.
I'm on the cover of a magazine! Oww!
Oh, this is great!
- Hey, Sulley! - Hey, uh, Mike. I was, uh, just...
- Listen, if you got a minute, there's something I wanna show you. Okay? - B-B-But...
- Close your eyes. Follow me. - I-I-I... - Come on. No peeking.
- Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. Come on. Keep coming, keep coming. - Mike!
And follow the sultry sound of my voice.
Okay, stop. Open 'em.
- Ta-da! - Mike!
- Is that... - Sorry it took so long, pal.
It was a lot of wood to go through.
You know, it only works if you have every piece.
Boo?
Kitty!
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Speed. Marker. And action.
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
- And if I were handsome - No way! - It could happen.
'Cause dreams do come true.
Roll slate.
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
Okay, cut.
Okay, you're finished now, right?
- Hello. - Hello.
Come on, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus.
- Oh, sorry. - See you later, fellas.
- Go get 'em, Mr. Solomon. - You idiot! It's Sullivan, not Solomon.
- What? - You're messing up the scene.
- Sorry. - We're never gonna work in Hollywood again.
- Let me do it over. - Shut up!
- Keep rolling! - You're making it worse!
Duck and cover, people!
Hey, thanks, guys. That was a close one.
Ta-da!
Aw, Boo, it's been fun.
Go ahead. Go throw up.
- What? Wh-Wh... What did I say? What? What? - Cut.
Hey, Ted, good morning!
- Cut. - Hey, how was that? Was I scary?
- Do I get the part? - Thank you. - Can I do it again?
- I can be taller. - Next.
And action.
Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move. Come on!
Can we get a little more wax on the floor, please?
Wait a minute. Randall? That cheater.
- He's trying to boost his numbers. - There's something else.
- What? - Look-lay in the bag-bay.
- I think you mean ook-lay in the ag-bay. - What? Didn't I, uh...
Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute and ead-ray your ipt-scray.
You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you.
Oh, boy. How do I explain this? Uh, it's empty. See?
Guess who!
Hey, what's the...
Okay, very funny. Hey, I look good in a suit.
Marker.
Let her rip! Go!
Shut it off! Shut it off! Shut it off!
You're making it worse!
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothin' to me
Nothin' to me
Oh, hey! We're rehearsing a, a scene...
for the upcoming company play called, uh...
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me.
It's a musical. Yeah. Put that thing back where it came from
Or so help me
Get that thing away from me you guys
Put that thing back where it came from or I'll poke myself in the eye
It's, uh, i-it's a work in progress. I-It's gonna get better.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this year's company play...
starring, written and directed by Mike...
- And produced. - And produced by Mike Wazowski.
Oh.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me So help me get by
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me I just gotta cry
Your seat is right over there, sir.
- Boo! - There's a child, there's a child There's a human child
- Oh, no! - Running around the restaurant This is really wrong
What in heaven's name will become of us
We who are living in Monstropolis
All right, Wazowski, tell us where the kid is.
Boo!
I will never talk. Never!
She's out of our hair
And just when I dare to care
She says, au contraire
You're my pair of friends I love you
Keep it together, man.
And so we put that kid back
Where she came from
And she helped us to find
A better tomorrow
Today
Thank you! What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen. My mom!
Thank you, Monstropolis!
- I don't have to say it - Aw, say it anyway.
'Cause we both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
You
One more time!
It worked!
- Don't have to say it - I'm gonna anyway!
- 'Cause we both know it's true - Let's take it home, big guy!
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
- You - You! You!
- A-E-I-O - That means you. Yeah!